Destruction Wrestling Association

Open on Christian Michaels. He's wearing a Dallas Cowboys t-shirt, jeans, black Nikes, and giving a golf clap. The heartthrob gives the camera a crooked lil smirk.

Well I guess congratulations are in order for Michael Harris huh?

The applause grows louder and louder. But then CM stops.

Ya know if I was anything like you Harris this is the part where I'd start running my mouth. Yeah I'd start whining about how you only won the title because management's in your back pocket. Then you'd rush to defend yourself. And then I 'd say how if it wasn't true ya wouldn't be so defensive. Blah blah blah.

A roll of the eyes.

But ya see I'm different from you Michael Harris. Unlike you, a lousy piece of trash who doesn't deserve the honor to be in this business, I have something we big boys like to call respect. I have respect for myself not to be whine-ass like you, I have the self-respect to be bale to admit that you were the better wrestler that night, and I have more respect for Whisper than to make some accusation like that.

CM looks behind him and then takes a seat on a chair that was there.

The next show here in the Dee-Dubbya-A will see me facing off against Extreme Three-Sixteen. It'll be for equates to the Cruiserweight championship around here. That's fine with me and Xtreme I'll get to ya at a later time. See while you're soaking up being the Heavyweight champ Michael, I have no problem working my way back up through the ranks. Cruiserweight titles are where I've started at before. Ya might know that if ya bothered ta know anything about anyone besides yourself. All this crap about how in PWT they kiss my ass and this management and that management's in my back pocket. Funny thing is that I started with them about eight or nine years ago. Despite the conclusions that you've made for yaself, I wasn't some overnight superstar there. I showed up and I put in the work like anyone else. The difference is that over the years most of the others fell to the wayside. But not me. I kept on keeping on until I earned my way to the top.

Michaels chuckled.

Wanna know what I find funny though Michael? Its you really thinking that I know who the hell you were before ya spit my name outta ya mouth. But its the honest ta God truth. Before I finally saw some of the promos for the previous show I had no clue who you were. Ya don't believe me? Then please, ask the Bosslady Whisper about it. I was on my way into town, watched your video, and I called her up.

He makes the motion of holding a phone up.

I say to Whisper: "Hey, who the hell is this Michael Harris cat spitting my name outta his mouth?". She said that you were a pretty good competitor. She also mentioned ya used ta be in BUD. Of course much like you were with me, I wasn't that impressed. So I after I talked to Whisper I put the phone down. But ya know it was just eating me up how some jabroni I never heard of was trying ta shoot on me. So I picked up the phone and I called up Roxy. Now she told me you were a whineass backstage there abouts omething that had nothin ta do with ya. And of course what I expected in that you whined about some matches ya couldn't win. What happened there Michael? Did ya run into a buzzsaw named Seifer and have that taste slapped outta ya mouth? Because that's usually what lil whineasses like you complain about from there.

That was good enough for a laugh from Christian.

Ah lets get to the good stuff though Michael. Ya can say it again and again, but the fact is that I don't know who you are further than the facts that you're a whineass and what ya profile says on the Dee-Dubbya-A website. Hell you're a whineass that couldn't even cut the mustard in BUD. Oh yeah but I didn't last there either right? That's fine though. See I left because I got bored waiting around for the shot I had earned at Seif. You apparently was, as I've said, being a whineass.

CM shrugged his shoulders.

As for this lil proclamation that you've been around longer than me and done more? That's laughable at best Michael. Your profile on the website? Yeah it says that ya been around doing this for ten years. Well congratulations there Michael! January marked a decade that I've been putting on the best shows a wrestling fan could hope ta see. And your list of nothing titles means crap to me. Because ya know how many of those companies I recognize? Exactly two of them. I of course recognize BUD because whatever ya think about them they were one of the cornerstones of MSN. Then I recognize the letters WGEF in passing. Everythinge lse ya have listed as your prideful lil accomplishments? They mean nothing to me. If anything those promotions were flashes in the pan that burned out.

Think what ya want but that's the truth about those other companies as far as CM was concerned. He recognized only those two outta that long ass list.

Whatta ya gonna do now Michael? Tell me that no one has really heard of BUD, PWT, or W2K? Please. You'll be laughed out of the building. Oh I know you'll keep singing that we're all biased. Well ya go right ahead Michael because you'll be just another indistinct voice in a crowd of MSN refugees that couldn't get it done.

CM smirks now.

Michael I didn't defend myself because you were close to any kind of truth. You couldn't be further from it. I defend myself and what I've done because I can't stand lil bitches like you spreading ya lies. Its a shame that BUD actually changed their name to The Domain, cause you'd definately fit right in for BYTCHES Ultimate Domain.

He gets up out of the chair and leans in to the camera.

Enjoy that championship while it lasts Michael. I want ya ta cherish it cause sooner or later I'll be coming for it. Because lemme tell ya something about this playground we're on. Its not your's at all. It belongs to Whisper and I have an invitation of permission ta play in her playground. And not you or anybody else is bully enough to make me take my ball and go home.

Fade.

Now we'd like to take a moment here in the Christian Michaels camp to apologize to Xtreme 3:16. It is not our intention to forget or look past you this week. You deserve CM's attention and you will have it. Surely though you understand how some bitches need to be dealt with as soon a possible. Right?